Conversation

Hashem, the almighty creator of the universe: Who wants this incredibly long and confusing book of rules that may or may not make any fucking sense
The Jews, who literally named themselves after a guy who tried to fight Hashem: WE WANT IT
Hashem, the almighty creator of the universe:
Hashem, the almighty creator of the universe: Fuck. Fucking shit. Fucking hell I love them

Plot twist: we only want it so we can point out all the stupid shit.

The Jews, two seconds after receiving said book: Hashem, do you take constructive criticism on your posts?